Once, 15,000 years ago there was a town called Waterville. One day an evil wizard came and made a volcano rise from the ground to make the townsfolk give him all of their riches. The townsfolk tried almost everything to put the volcano to sleep; they tried potions, pitch forks, knights, and bombs, but nothing would work. A wizard came to help put the volcano to sleep, but he failed. That wizard called every other wizard in the area to come help get rid of the volcano. Every single one of them failed. So the townsfolk made barricades and pits to protect themselves against the lava. Just then, the ground rumbled and the volcano started to spew lava.

The townsfolk panicked and started to run to the woods or grab stuff  from their houses. The famed Elder Wizard came riding in on a dragon. He flew around taking the sights in and then he flew the dragon to the top of the volcano and yelled, “Abracadabra!” After he said that the volcano turned into a turnip. The Elder Wizard came over and said to the Evil wizard, “Your rein of terror is over.” Then the Evil Wizard said, “I was just making my famous crunchy turnips to sell to the villagers who live here. I was just roasting them in the volcano. I didn’t mean for it to explode.” “Alright then, where are the turnips?” said the Elder Wizard, “I need proof that your not lying.” The Evil Wizard showed the crunchy turnips to the Elder Wizard. So all of the townsfolk and the 2 wizards had a feast of crunchy turnips. The town of Waterville was safe once more.

A new species has been discovered living on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Scientists gave it the name “Cafogat” because it was a mix of three animals; a dog, cat, and fish. The Cafogat has wings, a dog body, cat instincts, and a fish tail, but the body is controlled by the three heads. This species of Cafogats was found by Princess Pineapple while she was staying at that island. She said the name of the island was “Death Island” The Cafogat species live in caves underground like groundhogs. Under Death Island there are so many tunnels each seven meters tall and hundreds of meters long. Scientists say that the Cafogats didn’t those tunnels but some other animal dug them instead. Princess Pineapple became famous for finding this amazing creature.

I woke up on my ship and went down to the mess hall to eat. After breakfast the crew asked for a sea fable I said, “How about I tell about how I became a pirate.” It all started on Saintland Isle. It starts with a boy, and that boy was named Peter. “Ay that be you capn.” “Yes it is Billy. Now let’s get back to the story.” I was blacksmithing in the forge with the black smith Kyle. I was making a steel sword out of the the strongest metal around. Suddenly when I finished the sword and  the sound of a gong rang through the air. I grabbed my sword and rushed outside The gong sounded from the port. I climbed up the side of the building and looked out at the bay. There was a pirate ship.

I ran down to the docks where the naval ships were just moving out into the bay. I jumped as far as I could and just barely landed on a ship. Everyone on the ship had rifles, pistols, swords, and other weapons. I walked to the armory and just as I was grabbing a rifle the captain gave me a flintlock pistol. Just then the battle began. there were bullets flying and the clang of swords rang through the air. Some pirates jumped onto our ship and started to rip the sails and cut the ropes. A few of the naval officers attacked the pirates while others boarded or shot their rifles. I shot my flintlock and sliced with my sword. Just then the ship started to sink. I jumped onto a passing ship and when I landed on it I saw it was the pirate ship.

There were no pirates on the ship at all. I saw a treasure chest and hulled it over to the life boats. I rowed back to shore and bringing the treasure chest with me. I presented the chest to the saints they rewarded me greatly. I heard wonderful news that the pirate ship sank. Everything that happened was back to normal. Then in the night I took a ship and sailed out into the night. Throughout the years I gathered a crew. That crew is now sitting right in front of me listening to my story of how I became a pirate.

King Bob was a great and powerful lion, but one day he faced a challenge that met his match. Up in the savanna, King Bob was hunting for pterodactyls when a stampede of stegosauruses came running towards him. King Bob’s instincts came in lightning fast. He leaped valiantly onto a rock and roared. Suddenly King Bob understood why the stegosauruses were running, because they were being chased by a T-Rex!

King Bob jumped on the T-Rex clawing and biting with all of his might. the T-Rex with its short arms gave him an advantage. After a few minutes of fighting King Bob took down the T-Rex and had a feast of the ages. That fight went down in history and lions roar because of how brave king Bob was. That is why he was the greatest lion that ever lived.

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Here before me there lies a huge den of bandits and thieves. I walk in and the sound of coins dropping and gambling cards being tossed disgust me. I sit down and order a bowl of dumplings. The moist taste fills my mouth with the beautiful flavor of the doughy sweetness. Then suddenly someone walks up to me and says, “I see you like to chew how about you chew on my fist!” So I said, “Enough talk lets fight.” The tough body of my opponent goes flying into the wall of the inn. After that I sit back down and enjoy the wonderful smell and taste of my dumplings.

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The four great tables are filled with students and food. The overwhelming smell of freshly cooked food starts to make me drool. The sounds of eating tempts me to join in and eat with them. As I sit down, I grab the beautiful handle of the cool spoon and pick up the hot spiced chicken leg in my other hand. That perfect chicken leg fills my mouth with the wonderful flavor of the spices and the moist meat. then the feast is over and the prefects lead everyone to their dormitories to get some sleep.

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Chores help clean the house and make it livable but do I like doing them? NO. I get chores clean the house however they are not worth our time, but they are good exercise. Chores are so boring. somebody has to invent a robot that is affordable and cleans for us, or I will do it. I know in movies someone builds a robot and then they turn on their creator and then they try  to eliminate humanity. Just don’t give it artificial intelligence, that will solve everything. that is why I do NOT like chores but they are still useful.

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Studying history is cool and all, but it’s honestly useless. This is why. Firstly, studying history is so boring. There are many other important things besides studying history such as; reading a book, listening to music, and joking around. Honestly, we don’t need to study history because we already know all about, kings, queens, Champlain, John A. McDonald, and Shakespeare. We are all full of knowledge. Why do we need to remember something a few people did decades ago. So if I find an island in the middle of the ocean or survive the bermuda triangle will I get remembered for centuries? Therefore, that is why I, and surely others, believe that studying history is just a waste of our time.

I do not think I could go an entire month without any internet at all… it would be a disaster. Firstly, I would not be able to contact anyone at all. I would not be able to play video games or watch movies with my friends and family. More importantly, at school we could not do any electronic work at all. Most people have something electronic close to them, even me. These are the reasons that make it hard to live without any internet at all.

There are many different types of pets such as; snakes, cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils and turtles, but my pet is far from a normal pet. His name is King Robert D. Borgan the II and this is the story of how he became king of the gerbils.

Before we took him in to live with us, he lived with his father, Avery, and his sister, Selina, in their sunny log cabin in beautiful kingdom filled with happy and pleasant gerbils. That kingdom was ruled by King Alexander and Queen Mary and they were the rulers of Evoldon. One day an evil being, corrupted by dark magic, came to destroy Evoldon and claim it as his own. He said his name was Insatan and that he would rid the kingdom of king Alexander. Just then, King Alexander attacked Insatan and as soon as he attacked, Robert came in to help with the battle. The gruesome battle took 30 minutes, but just as Robert and Alexander knocked him down he cloned himself. He said “Fight me if you can!” Then the clones all pulled out their swords and attacked. Finally Robert and Alexander defeated the clones but just then Insatan used dark magic to make a portal, back to when Alexander was born, and said “Any last words?” Alexander said “Sir Robert you shall be the new king and when I go, tell everyone about your deed and why I gave you the title King. Goodbye King Robert.” Then he fell into the portal and the portal closed. Just then Robert did magic and shot Insatan. Then Insatan imploded. Robert had banished him from the realm of gerbils and rid the kingdom of evil forever.